Barefoot Journey: SAN FRANCISCO / Rats! The perfect stocking stuffer / Shelter seeking good homes for maligned rodents

Thursday, December 23, 2004

At 9:09 AM, Super Happy Jen said...: Would it be a good idea to stuff a stocking with rats? Let's examine this shall we?

Pros
-Rats are cute and cuddly and everyone loves them.

Cons
-they will eat all your chocolate coins
-they might chew a hole in your stocking
-they might get crushed by the matchbox cars and/or mini bubble baths
-the might leave a "present" of their own.
-if a rat climbed out of your stocking you might be so surprised you have a heart attack
-giving people animals is never a good idea. It's like adopting children for someone else.